Have to start a new section now with the multitude of feedback we receive from happy (hoppy?) customers far and wide. This erudite gentleman starts us off, with the most endearing praise of our fine establishment:
BTW – sic, sic,sic… you get the idea.
Pub Chlenge HOPPY Dog Pub
6 2 5 PM alcester Rd, 20 16/
PHONE <redacted>/to 5
Dear Sir I wasked into your Pub
and asked the skinny Barman - there was
only one man in the Bar and he served me
a Bitter chandy.
I went to the Toilet and Returned to my Pint
The Barman said what are you doing, Theres
your Pint in the other and I said - I know!
he said you dont know wher your Pint is
and when you Finish Dont come back
your Drunk, Thats your Last.
at 20 TO 7 This was my First Drink
I Left where did you get this Daft cunt
From. I am I would NOT have him in a childs
Schol, He Had the manners of a Grumpy Pig
I would like to meet you - surely get get
someone with more Manners and Tast .
I hope he Drank my Pint he smelt like(edit - ?) a Pig
Note I can Drink 20 Pints a Day. <name redacted>
Envelope exterior – turning over a piece of writing paper is clearly beyond the faculties of this particular gentleman////
(NOTE) I WOULD LIKE AN
THE SKINNY IMP NEEDS
REPORTING TO THE BREWARY!
OR A SACKING! TA
THEN IT MIgHT BE THE
HAPPY DOG WITH PEOPLE
aT a HAPPY INN!
FURTHER NOTE HE'S LUCKY
IM AN EX BOXER !